Don't Touch That Podcast
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Don't Touch That Podcast
The Don't Touch That Podcast is a weekly show that features explicit gangster vocabulary lessons from the Urban Dictionary, an exclusive audio version of Cards Against Humanity and wildly twisted perspectives on all of life's hairiest of topics. Funny people often drop by and NOTHING is off limits!
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31 episodes 
            Mr. Pibb Least Interesting Man
In a tribute to Dos Equis Most Interesting Man retiring. Here is an old commercial from Don't Touch That Comedy Podcast.
 
            Don't Touch That Podcast Best of Sketch Part II
Which sketch will take home #1? 
Tune in for the final 6 sketches of our 'Best-Of' countdown...
 
             
            Hipster Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
You'd hardly recognize this NEW & improved Santa Claus! Skinny and rockin' a pair of Chuck Taylor's, he'll see you when you're sleeping through his th...
 
            Exodus Gods and Kings and Christopher Walken
Listen to this EXCLUSIVE deleted scene from Ridley Scott's epic biblical tale - Exodus Gods and Kings. Featuring an uncredited cameo appearance from l...
 
            Midterms, Smidterms w/ Councilman Paul Banner
The midterms may be over, but councilman Paul Banner still wants YOUR votes for State Senator! Listen in as our campaign war saga continues between Bo...
 
            Ep. 19.3 'What's The Buzz' Gigapimps Edition
Thanksgiving may be over, but the leftovers have just begun! Catch up on what made last week's headlines, now, with the 'Buzz.' Featuring Black Friday...
 
            Ep. 19 Gigapimps w/ Kevin Gilligan & Adam Lash
This week on the show, we're joined by the Co-Co-Creators & Co-Stars of the hit mocumentary webseries Gigahoes - Mr.'s Adam Lash & Kevin Gilligan! Th...
 
            Ep 18.5 Just the Cards Against Humanity & Sketch w/ Jeff Enkler
We go head-to-head with Jeff Enkler in another intense game of Cards Against Humanity. Listen in as we journey back in time to those last, fateful, mo...
 
            Deeper Inside Jeff Enkler
Listen in as Cinematic Story Teller/Local Bee Farmer/Casey Jones Impersonator Jeff Enkler of A & E's Celebrity Ghost Stories educates us on the real S...
 
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            Ep. 18 Celebritiy Slave Stories w/ Jeff Enkler
This week, we're joined by film maker extraordinaire Jeff Enkler of Bravo's 'The Singles Project' and A & E's 'Celebrity Ghost Stories' He dishes out...
 
            Ep 17.5 Just the Cards Against Humanity & Sketch w/ George Salazar
We battle it out with George Salazar in another intense game of Cards Against Humanity. Listen as things take a wrong turn on a rather 'interesting' e...
 
            NFL solves Disciplinary Issues
Listen as the NFL answers domestic violence and other reprehensible behaviors with Dr. Sellers latest treatment program.
 
            Ep. 17 It's a Shart-astic Life! w/ George Salazar
New episode. New Segment! We're also joined by Actor/Comedian George Salazar of The Public Theater's 'Here Lies Love' We chat punch lines, Jabba the H...
 
            Ep. 14 Godless Surgeon Chimps w/ Colleen Scriven & David Dimitruk
We'rrrre Back! After a brief summer hiatus, the boys return to the studio with guests Colleen Scriven and David Dimitruk. They give us all the juicy g...
 
            Ep. 12 Can of Freedom Whoop-Ass w/Roy Lazorwitz
Happy Birthday America! We get Patriotic while we slap hipsters, Stone Cold Steve Austin stops by and we get parenting tips from Dr. Phil. Funny-man R...
 
            FIFA World Cup 2014 Official Team USA Promo from Don't Touch That
The average Nelson Rating for a FIFA World Cup match is the same as a regular season NBA game. So FIFA is making a few adjustments to make Soccer (Fut...
 
            Ep. 11 The Mere Concept of Applebees w/Kristin Manna & Nathaniel Mason
Don't Touch That Episode 11 is a 4-way with Kristin Manna (@KKManna) and Nathaniel Mason (@ActorBot) with #CardsAgainstHumanity giving us a 20/20 spe...
 
            Ep. 10 AIM vs. SnapChat w/Kevin Sullivan
Don't Touch That Episode 10 is packed with laughs as our hero Kevin Sullivan (@TheBigSully) pops in studio and delivers in #CardsAgainstHumanity with...
 
            Ep. 9.5 Just the Cards w/Paul Valenti
SCIENTOLOGY sponsors the episode with a New Holiday Announcement. On #CardsAgainstHumanity our Guest Paul Valenti (@PaulieValenti ) has a new plan for...
 
            Ep. 9 Magic Baby Wipes w/Paul Valenti
Toilet Hygiene tips and more from our friend Paul Valenti. What more can you ask for? Ok, fine. We got plenty more...Urban Dictionary 101 defines what...
 
            Ep. 8.5 Just the Cards Against Humanity & Sketch w/Nathaniel Mason
Moses is looking for a new kind of plague to take down the Pharaoh on #CardsAgainstHumanity with Guest Nathaniel Mason (@ActorBot). Plus we learn the...
 
            Ep. 8 Moses and the Days of Future Past?
We geek out with Nathaniel Mason (@ActorBot) over the new X-Men movie and discuss who wins in a fight between X-Men actors vs. Marvel Avengers Actors....
 
            Ep. 7 The Frozen Douche Train w/Giuseppe Diomede
All aboard The Don't Touch That Podcast with our friend Giuseppe Diomede. Subway commutes can be a real bummer, we all get penis envy and our sponsor...
 
            Ep. 6.5 Just the Cards & Sketch w/ Nathaniel Mason
Harry Potter infiltrates our game of #CardsAgainstHumanity with Guest Nathaniel Mason. The sketches made him cry and maybe they'll make you laugh. Our...
 
            Ep. 6 Saved by the Poopsterbate w/Nathaniel Austin Mason
We bring back our buddy Nathaniel Mason for this episode of The Don't Touch That Podcast. We talk Senior Pranks, Saved by the Bell, Harry Potter & Urb...
 
            Ep. 5.5 Just The Cards Against Humanity & Sketch
DARK game of #CardsAgainstHumanity with our Guest Jessica Ritacco of The Grape Dutches of York (www.GrapeDutches.com). Our sponsor this week is #Tampa...
 
            Ep. 5 Tweenage Nightmares w/Jessica Ritacco
The HILARIOUS Jessica Ritacco of 'The Grape Dutches of York' stops by and we talk Subway Performers, NYC annoyances and a little thing called PostBoni...
 
            Ep.3.5 Don't Touch That Cards Against Humanity and Improv
We gave all you improv fans just the Cards Against Humanity from episode 3. This mini episode just has Ant, Geoff and Nathaniel Mason playing the game...
 
            Ep. 3 Super Friends w/Nathaniel Mason
This week on the Don't Touch That Podcast Our very first guest Nathaniel Mason stops by the studio. We share some embarrassing toilet clogging stories...