Speed Metal Cycling
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Speed Metal Cycling
Unrestrained Cycling Irreverence Since 2009 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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105 episodes
194 - Denzel Washington's Pinky Finger
A Colombian won the Tour de France. As promised, here's an episode. We didn't promise it would be good.
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193 - Bye
This is it, folks. Thanks for many years of fun!
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192 - I Don't Like Fun
We are finally back! SkullKrusher finally had his daughter and CD couldn't wait to make fun of him and tell him what a mistake that is. Meanwhile Klau...
191 - Motorola Forever
Natalia, CD and the Krusher discuss the upcoming World Cup and how SK can watch the game while still being a "good father" to his soon-to-be-born baby...
190 - Baby Jesus in Underpants
Klaus is in the house. So are Natalia and the Krusher. After 20 minutes of 100% useless garbage talk we discuss the Tour de Romandie, the Festival Els...
189 - The Wha Bus and the Bus Whale
Natalia and the Krusher discuss how boring other cycling podcasts are, cute piglets, the Tro-Bro Léon, the men's and women's Amstel Gold races and how...
188 - Uphill Skier
It was a long night of editing this stupid episode, so no description. You know what we talked about, Paris-Roubaix, Miguel Indurain GP, Tour of the B...
187 - Julio Iglesias
Natalia and SkullKrusher dive right into cycling talk. Well, they first talk about Julio Iglesias, Jose Jose, Jose Luis Perales, Jose Luis Rodriguez "...
186 - If You Like Piña Coladas
A little bit of chatter about Italian drivers beating up Colombian pros, a little talk of names being changed by accident. Then, some Volta a Cataluny...
185 - Great Mascara
We discuss Milano-Sanremo, the women's Trofeo Binda and a little bit of the Volta a Catalunya. We tackle controversial topics such as racism, sexism,...
184 - We Can Make Sandwiches
Technology is a bitch. Natalia, CD and SkullKrusher recorded a full episode, but somehow only half survived. Hope you enjoy it. Follow us in Instagram...
183 - Basketball
The silly made-up Mickey Mouse racing is over. No more fake "Fourth Grand Tours," no more training races with teams in the 5th division, no more cute...
182 - All Colombia. All the Time.
As the title suggests this episode is basically 67 (or whatever) minutes of three Colombians talking about Colombia from a Colombian perspective. Noth...
181 - A Picture of my Lightbulbs
We are back, and we have a very special guest: Mike Spriggs! No joke, he's back for this episode to talk about the 2018 pro cycling kits. Also, the Sk...
180 - Mike Absquatulates
We are back from a short hiatus to announce that we are going on a long hiatus. We make another bummer of an announcement and talk about sexism in Ita...
179 - Cycling Jeopardy!
It's been about 5 years since we played Cycling Jeopardy on the podcast. Last time our guest of honor, Maiko, moped the floor with Klaus and Mike and...
No More Cycling
Wonder why this episode is so short? The answer will become apparent within the first 5 minutes. We had absolutely nothing to talk about. Cycling rela...
Pansies
We talk about body odor, bar soap, career changes, gangs, juggalos and juggalettes, IRL friends, blue collar workers, Zwift training, therapy, masochi...
176 - Tooth in a Latex Glove
The whole gang is back together. And you know what that means. Klaus tells lots of stories of his trip to the Vuelta a España, Mike talks about his la...
175 - Magical Eyelashes
Another special episode. #sarcasm. The SkullKrusher goes off on Terpstra and his stupid Instagram comments about Team Manzana Postobon. WARNING, this...
174 - Two Towels
So, we recorded this episode on Tuesday, but the audio files mysteriously disappeared into the internet. We thought about re-recording it, but decided...
173 - Part #684593-109
If you like power tools, you are in luck. We not only discuss the inner workings of a circular saw (sometimes known as a Skil saw), but we discuss the...
172 - Eat Your Shoe
This is one of the episodes we have a hard time writing anything about. We talked about the upcoming Vuelta a España, mostly. We talked about stages w...
171 - The Chicken Carnival
We are all super proud that we got this one done well within the hour. We celebrated with non-alcoholic champagne after we were done recording. We tal...
170 - It Runs in your Genes
SkullKrusher is on vacation, but proves his dedication to the podcast (once again) by joining the rest of the peeps from an RV park near Mount Rainier...
169 - Natalia's Gramma is a Poseur
We talk about movies forever; like for a long, long, long time. But not good movies, or artsy movies, or even block busters. No. We talk about Keanu R...
168 - Yo Qué Voy A Saber, Güevon!
We are giving you 13 extra minutes so you can start this week extra annoyed! This is the second episode in a row that we use umlauts in the title. Als...
167 - Kraftwerk Really Are From Düsseldorf!
It's not often that we use an exclamation mark at the end of an episode title. Actually, we have not idea if that's true at all. Well, as it turns out...
166 - Hans
Natalia is back! But now we lost Klaus. Oh, well. We talk about traveling and Swiss names. We try to convince Mike that watching the Tour can be fun a...
165 - Brought to You by HBO
If you thought last episode was bad, hold on to your suck-orama hats, 'cuz this one is a doozie. Thankfully, SkullKrusher has the sense to cut it shor...
164 - Titanic
We finally sunk the podcast. Mike predicts this will be the last episode. Believe us, it's so bad, it might just be. SkullKrusher is suffering from a...
163 - Big Fat Pink Ribbon
Giro wrap up, so you know there will be a lot of poop talk, which is different than the usual bullshit we talk. Poop vs. Bullshit, na'mean? Also, Klau...
162 - Lance Made America Great Again
We get incredibly personal and uncomfortable with the SkullKrusher's first story. Truly cringe-worthy. Ugh. Then we talk about that HBO mockumantary,...
161 - Don't Be Afraid of the Tiger's Skin
Between the Giro d'Italia (the 2nd Grand Tour), the men's Tour of California (the 4th Grand Tour), and the women's Tour of California (the 6th Grand T...
160 - Struggling to Keep His Pecker Up
We review the first three stages of the Giro. We also discuss Luka Pöstelberger, the alleged Ewan/Gaviria rivalry, Dennis Rohan, Bob Jungels, Nibali,...
159 - Good Vibes Only
A little Romandie, a little Yorkshire, a lot Red Hook Crit. Giro predictions and that's about it.
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158 - ¡Muñeco!
With the last weekend of the Ardennes classics behind us, you'd think we'd have plenty of cycling to talk about, right? Well, SkullKrusher rants about...
157 - Let's Talk About the Podium
Between SkullKrusher's announcements, Natalia's social media round-up and a conversation about podium girls/guys, it takes a while for the actual cycl...
Bonus ep01
The SkullKrusher "sits down" with Gregg Betonte, co-owner of TV Motos International, a company that supplies races with motos for TV, of course. Not o...
156 - Shaking a Can of Peanuts
We announce the launch of our Patreon campaign, we read some emails and Instagram stuff and then we discuss Paris-Roubaix. After that the SkullKrusher...