Kids Eat Toast Sometimes
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Kids Eat Toast Sometimes
‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour. Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they...
Recent Episodes
104 episodes 
            KETS Comeback Continues: Ranking the Bokke, Zille Vanilla, Pick up lines at Home Affairs & more! #72
Welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
In this episode we’re diving into Hellen Zille’s surprise entrance into the drag sc...
 
            Kids Eat Toast Sometimes (COMEBACK) Episode ft Cassidy Nicholson #71
🎙 Kids Eat Toast Sometimes | The Comeback Episode 🍞
After a year off, we're back! Join us for the return of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, wh...
 
            KETS | Dezemba is here! | Gym Bro Takeover | Girl Maths is Fake | SA Elections Madness #70
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Haai! It's almost Dezemba baby! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids...
 
            KETS | Zama Zamas | World's Biggest Losers | Ellis Cup Heist | #69
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Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
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            We're getting Cancelled? KETS #68
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In this 68th instalment of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, we reflect on gettin...
 
            KETS | Trophy Tour MADNESS | Malema Anti-Bokke | Plett Rage | Eskom R24 Billion Loss | #67
Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Today we are joined  by the one and only, Jadon Gideon! Enjoy.
If you lov...
 
            KETS | Bokke World Cup Victory | Debunking Cyril's Address | Matthew Perry | Florida Man | #66
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            KETS | Bokke into Finals | No More Loadshedding?! | Beckham Documentary | Are Taxis Bad? | #65
Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.
Episode Summary:
That's right, KETS is back for real; and we...
 
            KETS | Bokke Victory! | #Census2022 | Tinder Select?! | Blue Ticks are Cringe | Jada's Tell All#64
That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fanta...
 
            KETS | Senzo Trial | SA 2024 Elections | Pistorius Parole | Drake’s Album Flop? | Chris Pappas | #63
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Episode Summary:
We’re back, with our second episode in the...
 
            KETS | Transnet Tender Scandal | Zuckerberg, Meta, Paris Hilton + AI | Shakira Fraud | #62
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Episode Summary:
This episode is probably our most unhinged...
 
            KETS | SA vs IRL | #RWC | Burna Boy Cancelled? | Loadshedding | Mcgregor Hate #61
Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're so happy to be back podcasting.
Summary:
On this week's episode...
 
            KETS | '23 BUDGET SPEECH | R12M FOR PHAKENG | #ESKOM | FORMULA E | #60
Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties!
Episode Summary:
On this w...
 
            KETS | SONA ’23 | SA Tourism R1 Bill Deal | Robben Island Silent Disco | Netflix Password Saga #59
Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties!
Love you all, 
Chlo-dog an...
 
            KETS | Malema's Shutdown | Thapelo Amad | SA's Covid Jab | Checkers vs Woolies | Bavuma is Bae #58
Welcome back, or welcome, to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We're very glad you could join us, audio besties!
Love you all, 
Chlo-dog and Sam.<...
 
            KETS | Eskom Loadshedding | SA 20 League | Prince Harry | Matric Results | Mavericks Review #57
We're back! 
What a 2022! Can't wait to bring you guys more pods, more guests, more laughs!
Love you all,
Chlo and Sam 
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            KETS | Charlize Afrikaans Drama | Rassie Suspended | #FifaWorldCup | Jantjies Saga Updates | #56
Haai and welcome back to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes!
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo discuss why people are up in arms about Charlize T...
 
            KETS | Matric Finals | #ZondoCommission | Bavuma Backlash | Twitter Blue | Saint Lounge Saga | #55
Haai and welcome back (FINALLY) to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. We missed ya!
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo reminisce about Matric fin...
 
            KETS | Zweli Mkhize | Eskom Loadshedding | Biden & Ramaphosa | 4 Day Work Week | Confessions ZA #54
Back like stage 6 baby! 
Hope you guys enjoy xoxo
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            Surviving Cancer at 26 | Michele x KETS #comedypodcast #cancersurvivor
Michele joins Chlo dog and Sam to chat about the challenges of being a doctor, surviving testicular cancer, some medical myths and general wholesomene...
 
            KETS | Queen Elizabeth | Elton Jantjies | Cape Town Sevens | Foreigners & Xenophobia |Pistorious #52
Haai! And welcome to KETS :)
From the queen, to the Jantjies drama we do our usual chaotic sprint across local and international news! 
 
            Evan Roos | Springbok Debut | Almost Quitting Rugby | Paarl Boys vs Affies | Instagram DMs #51
Springbok Evan Roos joins KETS, as the duo reboot their interview series.
The rugby-come- theatre star is well measured, fun and ev(a)n a little...
 
            KETS | Etzebeth vs Ala'alatoa | BeReal | New SA Drivers License | Man Utd Win | Lizz Truss | #50
Haai! And welcome to KETS.
On this episode Sam and Chlo chat about 'berealing', arguements over airfryers, wind in Cape Town, SA's new dr...
 
            KETS | We become Liver King Fans | National Shutdown | Danny Ric | The Springboks | FPL | Comrades
On EP 49 we serve up the usual chaos that you have come to love and deserve! 
We hope you guys enjoy
❤️  Sam & Chlo 
Find mor...
 
            KETS | Zuma Parole | Springboks vs All Blacks | #MissSA2022 | Woodstock '99 #48
Haai! We are happy to be back and supplying you all with some hard-hitting journalism (jk).
On this week's episode the duo chat about Mis...
 
            KETS | Basic Income Grant | Benni McCarthy | Ukraine Raves | Shakira Fraud | F1 | UFC 277 #47
Haaaiiiiii :) 
This week we chop it up again from South Africa's loadshedding politics, to Will Smith, to sex toys flying around the N2 -...
 
            KETS | Ramaphosa Booed | Cele’s Tattoo Policy | Banyana Banyana | SA Petrol Price | Monkey Pox #46
Haai, and welcome back! On this week’s episode, Sam and Chlo chat about Ramaphosa and Kid Cudi getting booed, Cele’s tattoo policy, how Thabo Mbeki ha...
 
            KETS | Mandela Day | Bafana Bafana | Sri Lanka Protests | Biden Fistbump | WhatsApp Scams | #45
Haai and welcome back, or welcome to the show! On this week’s episode Sam and Chlo delve into Mandela Day, Nathi Mthethwa’s R33m orchestra plan, Hugo...
 
            KETS | AKA, Elon & Eishkom | R22 Mil Flag | Springbok Ratings | SA Politics #44
Haai! And welcome back (finally) to the show. We are so happy to be back. This week we have an extra long, jam-packed episode to make up for our absen...
 
            KETS | The GOOD Party Scandal | #F1 | Who is David Mabuza | India vs SA | White people Culture #43
Haai! And welcome back to KETS! 
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about the Good Party's booze-fueled, sex partying (oooo scandal...
 
            KETS | Kelly Khumalo | Cyril's Stolen Cash | Ratanga Junction | Ryanair Afrikaans Test | #42
Haai! And welcome back to KETS! Petition to start calling Sam Mr Toast?
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Ryanair's bizarre...
 
            KETS | Fast Food Secrets | Champions League | UNISA | Milly Bobby Brown | DSTV | #41
Haai! And welcome back to the show! On this week's episode Sam and Chlo bring you hard-hitting journalism as always. They chat about fast food in SA.....
 
            KETS | Monkey Pox | Cara Delevingne | Sanral | Cannabis Laws #40
Haai! We are back with an audio-only poddy – consider your ears #blessed.
On this episode we chat a bit about Monkey Pox, how Cara Delevi...
 
            KETS | Loadshedding | Elton Jantjies | Astrology | Confessions ZA | Margot Robbie #39
0:00 Intro 4:43 Currie Cup Loadshedding 9:38 Elton Jantjies Arrest 12:45 Durban Sucks 16:38 Charles Leclerc Crash 18:28 Kendrick Lamar New Album 20:00...
 
            KETS | Eishkom | #MiamiGP | Bitcoin | ConfessionsZA #38
Haai, haai haaaaai!
On this week's episode Sam and Chlo chat about Eskom and how the Head of Electricity Generation (Eish); Martin Brundl...
 
            KETS | The Mile High Club | Ramaphosa Boo'ed | Senzo Meyiwa | Roe vs Wade | Sea Point Bike Ban #37
Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) 
From the mile high club to abortion - KETS does the usual chaotic sprint through current events and life!
...
 
            KETS | Elon Musk | SA Schools | Mukbang | Helen Zille | ANC Lockdown Spending | Graeme Smith #36
Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) 
On today's episode Chlo and Sam chat about Elon buying twitter, how 420 didn't go as planned for some students a...
 
            KETS | Alpha Male Podcasts | KZN Floods | South Africa Debt | Recycling Day Zero #35
Hey, Haiaaaai, Hello :) 
Back with a bang on Tuesdays for good! Episode is jam-packed and sugar free - hope you guys enjoy xoxox
 
            KETS | Senzo Meyiwa | Mr Smeg vs Big Zulu | Heard and Depp $100 Million Lawsuit #34
Haai! And welcome back to Kids Eat Toast, you toast-munching peeps!
On today's episode Sam and Chlo talk about Netflix's documentary 'Sen...
 
            KETS | #RussiaUkraine | April Fools Recap | Wine Time Ad | Mavericks #33
Haai! We are back to regular programming baby – KETS on a Monday just as the podcast gods intended!
On this episode, Sam and Chloë chat a...