Distractible
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Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Recent Episodes
422 episodes
The Smell You Can Lick
Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses.
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Best of "Guam" (Compilation)
PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM!
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Wade's Worst House Issues (Compilation)
If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to beli...
Best Of The Render Farm (Compilation)
E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm!...
How To ABCs
Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.
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News Flash!
Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.
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Ghostly Moments (Compilation)
Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark...
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Worst Tech Issues (Compilation)
No need adjust your computer settings, this compilation features some the most memorable moments where things went wrong in all the right ways.
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Best of James (Compilation)
There's baby fever floating around The Distractible Vault as we share some highlights from the last few years of Bob raising his son, James.
Solar System Tier List
Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...
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I'm A Doctor!
Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*
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Bad Mood
The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons.
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Fortunately, Unfortunately
Fortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.
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Draw Or Die (Part 2)
Wade's not bald, he's just drawn that way.
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Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
Is that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know...
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How Do You Pan?
The "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.
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Yeah, He'd Live
Your favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.
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Snow Days
The guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.
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Everybody Hates Dor
Mark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)
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Wade's One Man Show
The reviews are in, and critics are raving:
"Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle
Best of Unfair: Part 1 (Compilation)
The only word, besides bald, that has changed the trajectory of Distractible forever.
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Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)
You better hope the Distractible Vault is fireproof, because there's a whole lot of fiery fury building up in this compilation!
Make Wade Do It
Bob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.
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2026 Distractible Game Guide
New year, new games, same bald, same 'naise.
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Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
The guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of...
Squid Game (Even Too-er)
The cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.
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Size Matters (Part 2)
The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test.
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Will It Into Existence
Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE t...
Get More Faster
The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert...
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Best of Bald (Compilation)
No freak flags are flying around these parts, cause this is the baldest compilation in the wilderness!
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Best of Henry (Compilation)
A compilation dedicated to some of Henry's most memorable mentions from the podcast. Rest In Peace, Henry.
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Anything Goes (Part 3)
Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes."
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Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)
Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.
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King of the Friend Zone
Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away...
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Please Laugh
Listeners, you're responsible for this...
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Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)
He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height.
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Best of Mark: Part 1 (Compilation)
It's time to relax with a copy of Penthouse Forum and plate of cannolis, because this compilation is all about the moon man himself, Mark.
Best of Bob: Part 1 (Compilation)
If the "Distractible Vault" was a fridge, it would be stocked up with only the best bite-sized moments of our favorite dad, wordsmith, and mechanic, B...
Best of Wade: Part 1 (Compilation)
It's time once again to venture into "The Distractible Vault" to retrieve some of the most bald, car-less, and boat-loving moments of the King of Meat...
Viewer Discretion Is Advised
View and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight...