Therapy Gecko
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Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times...
Recent Episodes
455 episodes
“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”
A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet...
“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”
A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to fin...
“I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL”
We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about their post-show-depression, a caller notices she’s dating men...
“I STABBED MYSELF BUT NOW I'M CHILLING”
A caller's changes turns his life around after stabbing himself, a caller tries to avoid PDA, and I read some viewer mail.
I am the captain now....
“I HAVE A FART FETISH”
A caller explains how his fart fetish has affected his dating life, a caller shares stories from his life as a bouncer, and I read some viewer mail. <...
“I AM A MUSCLE MOMMY”
A caller talks about being a female competitive body builder, a caller touts his extensive root beer collection, and I read emails.
The Blue Ma...
GECKMAIL: I LEFT MY GF TO TRAVEL
Hello. In this episode I read viewer mail and also rant a little. Some of those emails include leaving your relationship to travel, the weird feeling...
“I FOUND MY DISTANT DAD”
A caller’s estranged father friends them on Facebook, a caller’s brother returns from prison to live with them, and a final caller aims to escape thei...
“I WAS IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP”
A caller explains how things ended with her 7 year on-again-off-again boyfriend, a caller talks through a former toxic relationship, and a final calle...
“I WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED”
A caller is intrigued by her new relationship dynamic, a second caller weighs in on the first using his own experience, a caller tries to network for...
“I TRAIN HOPPED AMERICA FOR 12 YEARS”
A caller tells his life story of running away from his religious family at age 16 to hop freight trains across America for the next 12 years. It’s one...
"I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE"
A caller is addicted to love, a caller goes to blind camp, and a final caller achieves a lifelong dream after many years.
It’s perfectly fine to...
GECKMAIL: “I SEXT WITH AI”
I am reading viewer emails. Those email topics include being lonely in Japan, sexting with AI, fulfilling a fart fetish, iPad kids, and other things....
“I’M HOOKING UP WITH MY CO-WORKER”
A caller navigates an intense workplace romance, a caller tries to overcome abandonment, a caller finds beauty in the small things, and a final caller...
chatting with aldn as geckos
In this extra episode I chat with rising indie popstar aldn about where he thinks we go when we die, going through rehab, childhood memories, and more...
“I GOT DIVORCED AFTER 13 YEARS”
A caller discusses her bumpy divorce settlement involving cocaine and prostitutes, and a caller counts people on a bridge for pay.
It is time to...
“I’M LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN SHELTER”
A caller discusses the strict rules of the religious shelter they’re staying at, we get a positive update from a return caller, a guy almost dies doin...
is it better to be a human or a lizard?
This was originally uploaded as a video on my youtube channel here: https://youtu.be/Otm9cDuVTfw?si=Q2Fh50k68ZTJ0Osv
I went to a gecko zoo in Br...
“I DRAW THE RICH AND FAMOUS”
In this IRL episode we talk to a college freshman with dreams of being famous, an illustrator who draws rich and famous people, 2 people on a first da...
"I’M TRAPPED IN MY RELATIONSHIP"
A caller explains why she feels trapped in her relationship, we get updates from 2 returned callers who’ve improved their situations, and a final call...
“I’M RE-LEARNING HOW TO BREATHE”
A caller relearns how to breathe, we talk about the subtle things we take for granted, we share our experiences with journaling, we ponder existential...
GECKMAIL: “MY DAD CAN’T STOP MARRYING WOMEN FROM THE INTERNET”
This is geckmail. It is a version of the podcast where instead of talking to other people I just rant alone and read emails.
Some of those email...
“I CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THAN YOU”
Hello. In this IRL episode I talk with a woman who moved to the US from Russia and just got married, an aspiring lawyer trying not to let her family’s...
“I CUT OFF MY BEST FRIEND”
A caller reflects on the effects that cutting off his best friend has had on the friend group.
Later a caller describes a supernatural religiou...
“MY PANTS ARE $400”
In this IRL episode we speak with a street photographer with $400 pants, an avid Marvel fan fiction writer, we learn about gardening video games, and...
“I’M AN AIR FORCE VETERAN”
A caller explains their next plans after leaving the US Air Force, a caller considers ending a lifelong friendship, a caller hosts a very quaint garag...
THE LEGO PORN EPISODE
A caller attends a lego convention, a caller tries to socialize after having a child at a young age, a caller attempts to get out of a deep rut, and a...
I dance battled a stranger in mexico
This was originally uploaded as a video on my YouTube channel but I am putting it here too. I flew to Tijuana to meet up with a caller from this podca...
“I GOT SOBER TO YO-YO”
In this IRL episode we speak with a professional yo-yoer about their sobriety journey, an entourage filming a music video, a guy who used his brother’...
“I FELT LIKE GOD”
A caller describes the spiritual awakening they’ve had after a brief episode of believing they were God.
Afterwards a caller lives with their ex...
“I HEAR THE CALL OF DEATH”
In this IRL episode we speak with a film student aspiring to be successful enough to day drink, we talk about death for like 30 minutes, a guy explain...
“I’M 50 AND FEEL AMAZING”
A caller talks about her newfound love for life at 50 years old, British ozempic, teaching adult writing classes, and her thoughts on the 4 hour Super...
“I WAS A CHILD STAR”
In this IRL episode we interview a former child star, a Londoner says the vibes of this park/podcast wouldn’t work in England, an EMT explains why Day...
“I FOUND A SUGAR DADDY IN VR”
A caller debates the ethics of her VRChat sugar daddy situation, a caller tries to handle getting bullied at work, and a final caller talks about thei...
“I’M AN ANARCHIST REBEL”
I recorded this episode IRL at a park in NYC. It was great. Guests include another person who also interviews people at the park, an anarchist rebel,...
“I MIGHT DOWNSIZE TO A VAN”
A caller talks fatherhood, considers moving into a van, and tries to figure out what to do with their life.
Afterwards a caller sends videos of...
“I’M AFRAID OF ETERNITY”
A Christian calls in talk about their fear of the eternal afterlife that is promised to them.
Afterwards a caller really wants to cancel a part...
THE LONE COSPLAYER
A caller living with a personality disorder tries to shift their perspective and do more stuff. We also talk about a guy I knew who had a hook for a h...
“I USED TO BE TROUBLE”
A caller explains how their life has evolved since leaving behind their hoodlum life in Bakersfield CA.
Later a caller turns his life around af...
“I’M A FARMER”
A caller tells me how growing up on his family’s farm shaped him into the person he is now, and tells small town stories of blowing up refrigerators a...