Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things
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Dave & Darren’s Top Five Things
The best parts of Dave and Darren’s Planet 93.9 Morning Show any time you want.
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38 episodes
Mike's Oscar Predictions (Thursday March 12, 2026)
River Cities Reader movie critic Mike Schulz joins us with movie reviews and his predictions for Sunday night's Oscars. Plus, a Baywatch revival, an u...
Ohio Bigfoot Sightings (Wednesday March 11, 2026)
Bigfoot has been very active in Ohio lately, a Florida man has a bad date, someone tried to drop contraband in a prison via crow drone. Plus new ways...
Sea Tow Captain (Tuesday March 10th, 2026)
Things go wrong at weddings, a sea tow captain picks up an ungrateful passenger, a family waits over 50 years for a free oyster meal, bass fishing sku...
Too Many Teeth (Monday March 9th, 2026)
Monday's show features an escape from a Florida prison BBQ, a teacher in need of relief, tales of lost luggage, a Jim Carey conspiracy and a guy with...
The Great Bowling Ball Heist (Thursday March 5th, 2026)
Thursday morning we learned all about crimes against bowling, English kebab culture, golf carts and the resurging music careers of two of our favorite...
Elvis And Beard Wigs (Wednesday March 4, 2026)
On this episode: Elvis takes a short cab ride, men are paying a fortune for fake facial hair, Japanese people are SUPER honest, a Driver's Ed DUI and...
Speed Date Wrestling (Tuesday March 3, 2026)
Here's Tuesday! We discuss basketball, counterfeit money, a new method thieves are using at the gas pump and a new way to date.
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Quicksand And Popcorn Tomatoes
On this episode: Florida Man Falls In Quicksand, Popcorn Tomatoes, The Alpine Divorce, Loose Monkey In Missouri and Press Two For Spanish.
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Summer Break Is Over
We're back with a Top Five Things episode. Remember you can always listen to the show on demand at planet939.com
Dave & Darren are your two best...
Portable Charger Rules
Southwest has new rules for portable chargers and Darren has some questions. We also discuss this summer's hottest trend: diaper shorts!
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Chewy The Meth Raccoon
This episode features two completely different stories of selfies gone horribly wrong, the return of The Ground Round and a raccoon with a meth pipe....
Fake Sea Captain
This episode features piracy on the high seas, noodle threats and a visit from a flying alien/demon creature. So yeah, pretty standard stuff.
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Wild Parties And Gross Days At Work
This episode features tales of wild parties and super gross days on the job with an assist from stand-up comic Leslie Mitchell.
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Spank On Ice
Spank joins us to talk about his latest career opportunity. There's a Hallmark Christmas Movie drinking game that might just save Christmas this year....
A Round of Sausage
This episode features good advice, sketchy zookeepers and an unusual holiday tree. Listen to the entire episode and then treat yourself to a round of...
Beck And Woods
Filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods join us in studio to discuss their new movie Heretic.
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen...
12 Ft Disco Skeleton
Just in time for Halloween! Tales of giant skeletons, man-eating monsters and a device that lets you communicate through your dreams!
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The Gator Keeper
This installment of our Top Five Things Podcast begins and ends with Florida stories. There's an insane symmetry here that we hope you'll enjoy.
Team Building
These five stories all involve plans that go horribly wrong. Remember what Darren always says, "It's not enough to have a plan. Have a GOOD plan."
Giant Pop-Tart
Imagine a Pop-Tart 73x bigger than the ones you can buy at the store. A South Carolina family feuds over chicken and an Olympic diver makes unfortunat...
These Japanese Gymnasts Are HURTING
One of Japan's elite gymnasts was kicked of the Olympic team for smoking. Florida Man enjoys a late night snack at a Walgreens. Party invites have co...
A Stinky Situation
A manure truck crashed in a Connecticut neighborhood and a local resident could "literally" see its tires! We also learn about Salisbury Steak Days an...
The Lonely Pittsburgh Plumber
This episode covers one plumber's challenging workload, the Joey Chestnut hot dog controversy and Alternating Currents comedy lineup with festival org...
Attack Of The Feral Chickens
This week we learned about feral chickens, cruise ship cancelation policies and expensive dog costumes.
Dave & Darren are your two best friends...
Dave's Got Olympic Fever
This episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five Things features transatlantic portals, regional slang and Olympic Village hanky-panky.
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Sour Patch Oreos
This review of Dave & Darren In The Morning includes an unlikely snack pairing, a meteorologist with alleged anger issues and a big McChange.
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Pickleball Power Hour
A new facial regimen seems kind of fishy to us. Pickleball is a great way to meet potential lovers. Your doorbell might just be the next RoboCop.
This Gas Station Is B-A-N-A-N-A-S
A get rich quick scheme ends with lost legs and jail time. Don't bring a banana to a pipe fight.
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who hap...
Who Wants Hot Dogs?
This review features a history of The Weinermobile, nude bowling and product placement in a galaxy far, far way.
Dave & Darren are your two best...
A Chocolate Fantasy Like Never Before
A real life Willy Wonka experience somehow ends up being more disappointing than the movie. A Florida man has 150 bugs removed from his nose.
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667:Head Transplant
David Cassidy is dead. Dave says he's done with the Olympics. There's no law against throwing live turkeys out of a plane. You'll be paying more for y...
Sexy Build A Bear
This episode covers erotic teddy bears, matchstick replicas and a love story between a captive stingray and a Bamboo Shark.
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When's The Boss?
This week's Top Five Things features and exciting new wedding trend, disco bathrooms and our sci-fi flavored pitch for the upcoming Who's The Boss? re...
The Secret Show
A new comedy club opened up at someone's house and know one's allowed to know where it is. Until they are. We also revisit some unpopular opinions.
Kitchen Treasure Hunter
Some men dream of gold buried deep beneath their kitchen floor. More often than not, it doesn't end well.
The Underwater Sneeze
Why are the people at Carnival Cruises such buzzkills? Do vets need sleds? How important is proofreading the note you hand a teller during a bank robb...
The Christmas Possum
This episode of Top Five Things features the world's largest collection of Titanic on VHS cassettes, a stowaway possum, a chopsticks assault and some...
Who Touched Darren’s Num-Nums?
This episode features appearances from Florida Man, Florida Woman and a streaker at Disney's "It's A Small World After All" Ride in...California. We w...