Too Long; Didn't Read
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Too Long; Didn't Read
Too Long; Didn’t Read is an irreverant look at a reverant book… it’s a podcast about the The Bible. This season, we’re uncovering the stories you didn’t learn in preschool. These aren’t cute. There aren’t coloring pages for them. They’re violent; weird; scandalous. And they’re part of the Bible for...
Recent Episodes
16 episodes
S2 Ep8: The Revelation Special
Revelation might be the most misunderstood—and for that reason, also the most ignored—book in the entire Bible. But as weird as it feels, wrestling wi...
S2 Ep7: Timey Wimey Christmas
The story of Christmas didn't start in Bethlehem. The season 2 finale of Too Long; Didn't Read takes you on a mind-bending trip way... way... way back...
S2 Ep6: Woke Joe and the Murder King
Die Hard is a kid's movie compared to this.
Read the story for yourself in Matthew 2:13-18
S2 Ep5: We Three Astrologers?
They weren't kings. There weren't three of them. And they definitely didn't visit an infant in a manger. Time for the magi to take the spotlight.
S2 Ep4: A (Family) Tree and a Manger
It's time for Joseph's side of the story.
Read it for yourself in Matthew 1:1-24
S2 Ep3: Strange Lights in the Sky
Nothing shakes up a quiet night of shepherding like being interrupted by an angel choir. The birth of Jesus is announced in an unlikely fashion to an...
S2 Ep2: Were You Born in a Barn?
Well... not a barn... not exactly.
Eric and Mae talk through the first of two nativity narratives recorded in the Bible. Read the story for you...
S2 Ep1: Angels and Pregnant Fiancés
The Christmas story starts with an angel... who has some big news for a tween.
Read the story yourself in Luke 1:5-67.
Season 2 - Two Minute Teaser
It's a Christmas miracle... Too Long; Didn't Read is back!
Join hosts Eric and Mae as they dissect and discuss the Christmas story as recorded...
Introducing Spirit Stories
Mae shares a new Crossroads podcast she's excited about, her love for Arrested Development, and a secret about Too Long; Didn't Read.
Follow Mae...
Episode 5: It's The End Of The World As We Know It
Dragons? Beasts? Demon Frogs? We're jumping to the last book of the Bible for a little jaunt through Armageddon. Think Revelation is confusing? You're...
Episode 4: Balaam's Talking Donkey
A mercenary prophet, talking pack animals, and the dire consequences of fitting God into your plans. This amazing story from the Old Testament paints...
Episode 3: Boy Band Breakups
Still blame Yoko for the Beatles breakup? Wait till you get a load of John Mark. But beneath the abandonment and knock-down-drag-outs, you'll find an...
Episode 2: Judah and the Lyin'
Two dead guys, prostitute costumes, and seducing your father-in-law. Yeah, that's a Bible story. And underneath the rocky exterior, it says something...
Episode 1: Ehud and the Fat King
A spy, a fat king, and a disappearing sword. It's all espionage, belly-stabbing, and poop saving the day in this incredible story from the Old Testame...
Too Long; Didn't Read - One Minute Teaser
There are some pretty weird stories in the Bible. Wonder why they're in there? So do we.
Too Long; Didn't Read is a limited run podcast explorin...