Sleep With Me
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Sleep With Me
Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.
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Girl from the Themepark Series Review (from the Vault #673)
Where do the bedtime stories that put you to sleep come from and how are they formed? Fall asleep as I answer those questions with a look back on our...
1425 - Epic Universe | Scoots with a View
I’ll lead you through the portal to dreamland as I try to figure out when a kiosk isn’t a structure and when a building is really a dome.
This e...
1424 - Ms. Shipton’s Travelling Tea Shop | Crossover
A keeper of the cauldron will concoct the perfect bedtime brew while I see how many ways I can meow.
Enjoy this crossover tribute to “Ms. Shipto...
Caretaker’s Carousel | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #669)
Let this last episode go around and around like a carousel that progresses through your dreams and into hers.
This is a special release from the...
1423 - Grapes of Khan Part 1 | Snore Trek
I’m just an illogical asset with a mouthful of grapes, but all will be well as Kirk and Spock reverse the polarity of jelly to boringly go where no mo...
1422 - Ray Recaps the Great New York State Fair
Scooter’s neighbor Ray is here to tell you all about the llama costume contest, microscopic balloons, and the backside of the butter sculpture.
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Parting of the Ways | Sleepin’ with Doctor Who (from the Vault #667)
Time to say goodnight and goodbye, let the heart of the Tardis warm you as you rest. No worries, new friends await.
This is a special release fr...
1421 - Pixelated Pixel | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 2
Follow the second star to the right and straight on until boring while I read a sleepy story where all will be well.
These stories are from the...
1420 - Trevi Steps to Toons | Get Besos in the Sky PI 18
Old Nodderingham and Fuddy Fudrucker will meander on the radio in the Towns on the series of the podcast that puts you to sleep. Our PI’s got some tho...
Friends of Mario and Sonic | Trending Tuesday from the Vault #665
Don’t worry about hanging on or racing carts, if sleeping were an olympic event you would get a gold medal.
This is a special release from the S...
1419 - Dreaming of Roys | A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 2
There’s a lot of discussion of hose positions as Michael B tells a chill version of me about the Tom Wambsgans of his dreams while Greg and Buster off...
1418 - Kiss Your Biceps Bot | All Intros 978 - 982 for Presidents' Day
This episode will be as calming as combing a doll’s hair and as welcoming as a pool of tepid water. Enjoy this collection of intros for the holiday we...
Jungle River Journey | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #666)
A sustaining journey goes around and around, meandering like a canoe ride.
This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered an...
1417 - Sea Noodle
You’ll bob and float off to dreamland like a pool noodle in the sea, or I guess you could call it a sea noodle. Either way we’ll be noodling on some t...
1416 - Frank 11 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Have a slice of key limestone pie as Vic talks about how no one gets him, man.
This reading of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein has been sleepified a...
Bad Wolf | Sleepin’ With Doctor Who (from the Vault #664)
Game shows float in space while reality is on hold. The Doctor, Jack and Rose will play across your dreams.
This is a special release from the S...
1415 - Data’s Mom | Snore Trek TNG S7 E10
Data meets a friend while I have several unsuccessful hunches about how this episode will play out. Either way, you’ll be floating off to dreamland on...
1414 - Bore Bunny Method | Bore to Win
There won’t be a green jean to be found as Brad Braderson outlines the latest developments in strategic uses of boredom and I put the fuddy in bunny.<...
Heart of Candy Ban | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #663)
Forbidden love of candy hearts come full circle, like drifting in a canoe with a lollipop.
Heads up, this episode repeatedly mentions candy.
1413 - Kids Press On, Potentially | Nothing Works, Everything Happens Ep 1
I’ll be checking the boxes to make it extra sleepy as I read from a collection of sci-fi short stories.
These stories have been sleepified, but...
1412 - Beams of Light and Goop | Get Besos in the Sky PI 17
This recap has a mind of its own, so consider this episode a new kind of prequel where the sum of James and Richie’s past exploits swim in the bog of...
Boom Town | Sleepin’ with Doctor Who (From the Vault #661)
Sync your cell phones while we brunch in Cardiff. Captian Jack’s wit will put a heart of the Tardis level smile on your face.
This is a special...
1411 - Coit Tower | Walk With Me
I’ll be counting the steps off to Dreamland as we ascend and descend the stairs of Coit Tower and ponder the scent of jasmine and loam.
This epi...
1410 - A Succession of Restful Developments Ep 1
A brand new series recapping Arrested Development and Succession in parallel? Sure, let’s see how this goes.
This episode recaps the pilot episo...
Central Park Regret | Trending Tuesday (from the Vault #662)
Not a Paul Simon song, but an episode based off a Phish set, if none of this makes sense don’t worry, in this episode even forgotten dreams come true....
1409 - Return to the Great New York State Fair
Get on your llama costumes and relax as Scooter plots a schedule and maps his route to return to the Great New York State Fair.
The show really...
1408 - Frank 10 | Read With Me | SWM+ Sneak Peek
It’s road trip time! Charming beach cottages, lively reunions, and a whole lot of sleeping in boats are just a tidbit of what’s in store for Vic.
Toy Town | Girl from the Themepark (from the Vault #660)
Welcome to a world of toys, made cozy with cats, be on the lookout for relaxation
This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remast...
1407 - The Ultimate Computer | Sleepin' with Star Trek S2E24
We’re going all original as Scooter steps aboard the first Enterprise for a classic tale of grouch vs genius. Hold onto your dunsils!
The show r...
1406 - Hiking Lime Ridge | Walk With Me
I’ll honor the Y’all Everybody Ethos and walk through my favorite hills while the sound of wind in the grass will whisk you off to dreamland.
Th...
Rom Com Con | Trending Tuesday from the Vault #659
Scooter tries to write a Rom-Com about notifications and ends up starting a convention that already exists.
This is a special release from the S...
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1405 - Reflection Pool of Pudding | All Intros 973 - 976 for New Year’s Eve
The reflection pool of my mind looks more like a retention basin of jello, but that’s okay because we can still float off to dreamland as we bid adieu...
1404 - Grammarian Guard | All Intros 969 - 972
These old intros have aged like a fine cheese in a cave. We’ll discuss brushing vs scrubbing and fan cast movies that have already been made.
Th...
A Christmas Story | Tale of Tape (from the Vault #476)
What is more reliable, Scoots’ memory of watching “A Christmas Story” on VHS or the actual movie? Does Ralphie or Mikey want a fun machine for Christm...
North Pole Coco Square Dance | As The North Pole Turns Finale (From the Vault #630)
Bespoke baubles or plastic production, which way will the North Pole turn? When you have a cup of coco and you get to watch square dancing does it rea...
1403 - Ray Recaps the 1990 Disney Holiday Parade | SWM+ Sneak Peek
Ray journeys back to 1990 (and also, briefly, 1988) to recap the Disney Holiday Parade. There's dancing elves, daring stunts, and some totally radical...
Mellowrama | As The North Pole Turns (From the Vault #627)
Steam plows your sleep blues away, while snow melts like Scoot's common sense.
This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastere...
1402 - A Christmas Carol, Part 2 | Read With Me
It’s a dozen of one or one-tenth of another any way you look at it, but this episode will surely be meandering as Scrooge learns about business, fiber...
1401 - Fearless Flyer Fall 2025
I’ll be shopping in a clockwise direction from here on out, but everything is bound to end apple-y ever after now that I’m reunited with my favorite t...