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Says Who?
In 2016, two friends—and author and a journalist--sat down to ride through the final weeks of the Presidential election by talking to the journalists covering it. They thought they were doing eight episodes. They were wrong. What started as a short trip has become a long and strange journey. They’ve...
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443 episodes
GRIM, FUNNY
Dan and Maureen are back! Well, to SaysWhovia. Maureen is in NYC. Dan is dragging a metal house across America and is a little nervous about it. Obvio...
THE FYRE FESTIVAL OF SEMIQUINCENTENNIALS
The Fourth of July, and America's 250th birthday, is this week and the vibes are off.
But it's OK because a good old fashioned state fair has s...
POND SCUM
Well, obviously Dan and Maureen are going to talk about the reflecting pool. Obviously. But also! RFK has pockets full of sauerkraut, we tried to inva...
FANS AND SOUP
What’s that feeling in the air? It’s patriotism! We’re celebrating 250 years of whatever this is the way our wacky founding fathers would have wanted—...
TOR-ISTS
Dan and Maureen are back after a brief and unexpected hiatus. Maureen has many things to tell Dan—so many adventures in England. This includes the new...
MR NEGATIVE'S TUBE OF DOOM
Hey SaysWhovia, there's a big vat of chemicals threatening to blow, a Ultimate Fighting Championships ring getting built at the White House, and DoJo'...
THE HAPPIEST CAT IN TOWN
Is it all feeling like a lot, SaysWhovia? That’s because it is. The UK doesn’t know who’s in charge. Voting rights have been jettisoned back to Jim Cr...
DAN'S MAGIC MACHINE
There was nothing to talk about this week. Nothing at all. So Dan built a machine. A machine to write a book. On a week where nothing happened. You ge...
CRUISE THE HORMUZ
This week, take a trip with Dan and Maureen to the weirdest cruise route (currently) in the world. Also, let’s talk writing! And why everyone has to g...
YOU GOT VANCED
Dan and Maureen have a new home! They just need to legally buy it and move in, but it is theirs. Dan is going to become a Druid and Maureen is going t...
PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999
Dan and Maureen get together on this Wednesday morning (a day later than usual) to break down the important things: Maureen’s new kitchen blind, a pla...
WHERE THERE'S SMOKE
Dan has been out on the road working on his book and now he is tired. Also, he has not been looking at the news. But Maureen has a story that summariz...
A JAR IN A SKIRT
How’s anyone supposed to cope with things these days? The war? The chaos? The madman in charge? So many problems! Dan is worried.
Everybody rela...
SHOES, YOU LOSE!
What’s that sound, SaysWhovia? Why, that’s the sound of tiny shoes and great big shoes—shoes of every size, tapping all over the White House! Special...
THE SECOND GUY AND THE THIRD GUY
Maureen has pneumonia and now she and Dan are going to try to explain the war, and also 2001: A Space Odyssey.
This is one of those episodes, Sa...
ONE LITTLE PEPPERCORN
Maureen is sick. Just a little sick! Dan wants her to back to bed, but Maureen has too many stories to tell…stories of princes, Lords of Darkness, ar...
WHAT THE *&@$ HAPPENED TO PAM
It’s Maureen’s birthday week! She’s spending it in her signature style—walking maybe too far, biting off more than she can chew, and organizing her no...
TOO MANY DUCKS
Dan and Maureen are easing into February with clear heads and warm hearts. It’s basically still New Year’s, so Maureen is talking planners! But in an...
MAUREEN'S ROCKS
So it turns out Maureen has been collecting rocks all this time.
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ICE ICE BABY
SaysWhovia! We are back. Well, Dan has been here all along suffering through *waves hands in all directions* with the rest of you. But Maureen? Mauree...
INTO THE PIT
2026 has arrived on the stage with a lot to prove. Thirteen days in, Dan and Maureen try to parse it all, and they have an idea: bear holes.
NO DIRECTION
Welcome to 2026?
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MAUREENOLOGUE
It's the end of the year and Maureen has some things to say.
Happy New Year?
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BIG MUG
This week, as 2025 draws to a close after an astonishing 11 month run, Dan and Maureen find themselves the holiday spirit. Maureen has a great big mug...
GARBAGE BRAGS
This week, Maureen and Dan had to record on Monday, so whatever weird stuff happened on Tuesday, they don’t know about. Don’t tell them. No spoilers.<...
AMERICAN CANYON
Gobble gobble! It’s pretty much Thanksgiving! This week, Dan and Maureen are reflecting on 2025 so far. Like Trump falling in love with Mamdani. Stuff...
WE DID NUZZI THIS COMING
Hey, SaysWhovia, are you ready for a little extra this week? This is the Fish Delight of Says Who—50% more—and all of it rich and filling! Come with u...
OKAY FRODO
This week, Maureen is on her way to Iceland, and Dan is in Chicagoland, where the battle rages on. Time to talk about the ACA and the Democrats in gen...
OYSTERS!
Surprise! It was Maureen’s mom’s birthday. She is in PA. There was a party. Actually, there was more than one party. Maureen is still there, so things...
FLYING ON ONE WING
Dan and Maureen are back after an unexpected absence (last week’s episode had to go to the Secret Place). A lot has happened! Maureen is trying to mak...
392th BONUS EPISODE SPECTAULAR!
In 2016, two babies sat down to make an eight episode podcast. Now, on episode 400, they reflect on all the things they didn’t know going into this id...
300 FOOT SKELETON
Dan hates Illinois Nazis.
But there here, so we're gonna have to deal with them.
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FAT BATTLESHIPS
It's been a week, Sayswhovia.
A.
Week.
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INFLATE THE BABY
SaysWhovia, some weeks come with too much filling. The news oozes out and gets all over your clothes. This was such a week. And like two people unwitt...
DIVER DOWN
OK yes that thing happened, you know the one. But did you hear about the scuba diver thief at Disney World????
Maureen has a book out, awful new...
NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE
Nine years ago Maureen and Dan sat down to record an eight episode podcast. Mistakes were made.
Here they are, 395 episodes later, while Maureen...
MR. GIULIANI'S WILD RIDE
We know why you came this week, and we are here to deliver.
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UTAH COTTON
Dan and Maureen are back! Well, Maureen is still where she was and Dan is still not home, but they are back in SaysWhovia at the end of Dan’s Very Bad...
ROAD ARMOR
Sometimes you find a mace on the road, SaysWhovia.
It’s 2025. Pick it up.
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UP ON THE ROOF
SaysWhovia, Dan needs a hug. Maureen, however, is fine and has the receipts to prove it. Everything is very normal and very cool with her. Also, with...