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Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2026, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny...
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The Chelsea scrapheap
Was Marcus Speller right all along? Is the Manchester City empire really crumbling? Jim and David join Marcus to review a torrid night in Europe for P...
Mailbag: Twit tw-who should Crystal Palace appoint next?
Oliver Glasner has set fire to his own ship at Crystal Palace, so imagine this - which old reliable strigiform is ready to swoop from the skies and ex...
The Manchester United way
Ole Gunnar Solskjær’s suckle on the teat was too hard, Ruben Amorim’s too soft, but Michael Carrick’s is just right. That, ladies and gentlemen, is th...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Manchester derby XI's, Championship managers, and Premier League loyalists
After weeks of negotiation, the Luke Nation has agreed to step away from Jack’s Encyclopaedia (for now)...
But he is in attendance as the greate...
The Preview Show: A bottle of Aftershock
It's the Manchester derby this weekend, so how are both sides preparing? Man United have brought back Michael Carrick for another suckle on Sir Alex's...
Ramble Reacts: Carabao chaos at Stamford Bridge
Arsenal have the advantage after the League Cup semi-final first leg. Marcus and David were treated to five goals in a slightly confusing night at Sta...
I only cheat myself
Antoine Semenyo is not only scoring goals but he’s currently top of the English football vibes table. However, Marcus, Luke and Pete are, controversia...
Mailbag: What makes a big club?
Marcus, Luke and Jim round off a barnstorming FA Cup weekend by reminding everyone what the magic of the cup is really about: not getting slapped 10-1...
Dawson's Peak
What a weekend! Macclesfield climbed to the peak of Mount Everest to pull off the greatest FA Cup upset of all time. Today, Marcus, Luke and Jim are h...
My Biddy Aunt: FA Cup Icons
Luke makes his return to the My Biddy Aunt arena for the first time in 2026, but can the Marcus Mount cause a new year upset? On FA Cup weekend, anyth...
The Preview Show: No Sleep Till Lisbon
The FA Cup third round is typically Luke Moore’s favourite weekend of the year. It’s just a shame for him that Portsmouth have to play Arsenal, really...
Introducing: The Thing About Arsenal
Calling all Gooners! 'The Thing About Arsenal' is the brand new Arsenal podcast that does things differently, featuring our very own Jim Campbell!
28 Petes Later
Donny is in charge on today’s Ramble and he’s plotting some new surgery to extend his collarbones. He might also add in a few extra ribs while he's at...
Please Sir Alex, can I have some milk?
Darren Fletcher, the new Manchester United interim manager, is the latest former player to suckle on the teat of Sir Alex Ferguson. There's nothing li...
Mailbag: Has Ruben Amorim ruined his reputation?
The Ruben Amorim era is officially over at Manchester United – what's next? Marcus, Luke and Jim shake their heads at the league's most chaotic club a...
Out in 2026: The curse of the Ramble
We know what you’re thinking, 'the curse of the Ramble and all that', but it’s a new year and that means fresh beginnings. Ladies and gentlemen, RUBEN...
My Biddy Aunt: January Transfers
Everyone bangs about new beginnings when the new year rolls around *cough* Jake Humphrey *cough*, but at Ramble HQ, we actually mean it. David Cartlid...
The Preview Show: Can I get sacked in the morning?
Enzo Maresca is set to embark on a new career as a novelist. Will his first book be a tragedy by any chance?
Today, Pete, who is still covered i...
Best of Ramble Uncut 2025
Happy new year Ramblers! Whether you're nursing a hangover like Pete or nursing a sugar crash like Marcus, we've got the tonic for you today with some...
Arsenal get their steam back
In case you weren't aware, Arsenal won quite convincingly against Aston Villa on Tuesday night. On Monday, Luke suggested they were running out of ste...
Mailbag: How much trouble are West Ham really in?
Look away now, West Ham fans - we’ve got to have a chat about how poor they’ve been this season, with the real threat of relegation looming over them....
Live from the Christmas Perineum
Marcus, Luke and Pete slide gently into the Christmas perineum, with a barn-burning round of Barclays representing the nuts and Speller’s game of Engl...
Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 2
We're back with another sack full of clips highlighting the very best moments from the second half of 2025. We've got everything from the Lambton Worm...
Best of the Football Ramble 2025: Part 1
Fear not, the Ramble is here to fill the Premier League-shaped hole in your Boxing Day!
Across two parts, Marcus shares our very favourite momen...
My Biddy Aunt: Christmas Special!
Merry Christmas Ramblers! As you enjoy a glass of eggnog on this fine day, remember, it's your Christmas too. So move away from the turkey, step back...
The Preview Show: Absolute Lims
Marcus, Luke and Jim bring you good Ramblings on Christmas Eve! They discuss Arsenal's confidence and bank account-boosting win against Crystal Palace...
Mailbag: Are Wolves the worst team in Premier League history?
It's probably fair to say at this point that Wolverhampton Wanderers are as dead as a dodo. Two points from 17 games and staring relegation right down...
Play that ukulele
Big Mama Premier League gifted us a barn-burning weekend right on the eve of Christmas. Gosh, we must have been good this year.
Today, Marcus, D...
My Biddy Aunt: Footballers turned broadcasters
Thanks to the assistance of multiple NGOs, Luke has agreed to temporarily withdraw his troops from the My Biddy Aunt battleground. That allows the Kin...
The Preview Show: Can you sniff it?
How can Everton use glue to beat Arsenal? What did Wayne Rooney send Duncan Ferguson in prison? Have FIFA really started deciding the result of games...
Control your own X (formerly known as Twitter)
Marcus and Pete had to be kept apart after Newcastle and Fulham did battle last night. Today, they were joined by Jim to unpack another night of sweet...
Pete’s cheesy knees
We’re into the business end of the Carabao! Although there wasn’t an upset last night, Marcus, Pete and Luke give Cardiff their dues for a spirited pe...
Mailbag: What is going on with ticket prices for the World Cup?
It's going to cost a lot of money to go to this summer's World Cup. So what will happen to the atmosphere at games? And just how many people on X are...
Mackem mayhem
What’s more bleak? Newcastle’s derby day performance or the thought of Pete Donaldson spending his Sunday afternoon in an indie club?
Today, Pet...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Mo Salah's favourite teammates, a Newcastle vs Sunderland throwback, and Andy Brassell's Instagram
After weeks of feverish anticipation, Jack's Encyclopaedia returns! And there are a couple of absolute s**t-offs in this one...
Pete of Donaco a...
The Preview Show: Beauty and the Pete
Pete’s got a new haircare routine! It’s got him in the mood to gorge on some festive Europa League action. Today, he's joined by Marcus and Luke for a...
Souness gets the hump
A big night in the Champions League, but an even bigger night for the Official Martin Keown Fan Club here at the Football Ramble. Seriously though, it...
So, it’s all Marc Cucurella’s fault?
The Mo Salah drama rumbles on after Liverpool win in Milan with the Egyptian King™ stuck in the gym at home. But why is Marc Cucurella really to blame...
Mailbag: Should clubs refund fans after thrashings?
We all know that feeling. Standing there in the pouring rain, watching your team get absolutely battered and thinking to yourself, "what a massive was...
Brookside: The Reunion
On the latest edition of the Liverpool soap opera: Leeds grab a late equaliser and Mo Salah gives an explosive interview.
Today, Marcus, Jim and...